The ability to make water luke warm.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!