- Pointless Super Powers

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to draw a perfect circle

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to fail every time you try to do something

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

The power to have no superpower

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!