- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to turn into a baby randomly

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

the ability to darken darkness

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

The power to eat air with your lungs

the power to fly but your an Altophobic

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

The power to do nothing

Pointless Super Powers