The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to science.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to exist

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to die.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!