The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to herd cats

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to see through glass

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!