the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to control sloths

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to fart upon command.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to live.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!