The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to see through windows

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!