- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to know what Erika is!

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power of Acid Tears

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to fuck everyone.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to ?-1.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to look into cheese.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

Pointless Super Powers