The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to fail

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!