The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power of trolling your self

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to win the crying game

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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captain obvious

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!