The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!