The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!