The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to sleep

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to die at will

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the power to see through water.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to see into the present

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!