The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to die

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to poke

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!