The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to poke

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!