The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to like this power

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!