The power to get foot-boners

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to see John Cena.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!