The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to not have a power

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!