The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!