- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

Death at will

the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to speak brail.

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to fuck everyone.

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

Pointless Super Powers