The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to think.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!