The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to hear morse code.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!