The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to be phone

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!