The power to transform into yourself

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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Find Waldo

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!