the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!