- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power of being Friendzoned

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

the power to die....

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The power to make doors disappear at will.

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The power to make dad jokes.

The power to create shit

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The power to swallow chewed up food.

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

Pointless Super Powers