The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to sleep

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to die

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!