The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!