the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to see through glass

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to science.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!