The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn things in to wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!