the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to to think less

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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to make asians smart

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!