The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to fail

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!