the power to see through water.

A power level of under 9000.

The power to eat air with your lungs

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

Going through obejects but cant move

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

thee power to not eat but still starve

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to speak Braille.

The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

the ability to fly underwater.

The power to change your emotions at will

The power to turn things in to wood

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

The power to control your own mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!