The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!