The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to not be Batman

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to be phone

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!