The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to poke

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!