The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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captain obvious

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to do nothing

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!