- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

Balls.

The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

The power to ?-1.

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to speak brail.

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

Pointless Super Powers