- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

the power to control your own body movements

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to read your own mind

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

Having the power of a normal human

The power to be a gamer

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

Pointless Super Powers