The power to kill yourself.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!