- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

the power of superspeed but only backwards

tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

Meatvision.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to only make burnt toast

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

Pointless Super Powers