The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!