The power to look into cheese.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!