- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to give vegetables immortality.

The power of Being stupid

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

the power to be alive but only when awake

The power to only drink liquids

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to transform into air.

The power to remove the power within.

Pointless Super Powers