The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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Balls.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!