The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to move 7% faster.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!