The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to hear morse code.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!