The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Turn gold into lead.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!