The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to see through glass

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to be phone

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to watch womens basketball

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!