The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!