The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to die at will

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The power to...lick you're nose

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the power to see through glass

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to not be Batman

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!