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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.
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The power of not knowing the future
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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose
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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)
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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men
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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.
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The Power to bite your own ear.
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power to fly...backwards.
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The ability to perpetually masturbate.
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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.
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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way
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The power to shoot milk through your eyes
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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.
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The power to eat multiple things at a time
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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.
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the power to say i can bend you
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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.
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The power to make a small hamster yawn.
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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.
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the power to turn wine into water
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The power to give yourself a sinus infection
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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.
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The Power to Combust
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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!