The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!