The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to live.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to bleed

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to look through glass.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!