The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to die....

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to die in one second

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to fly when you fart

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to see through glass

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!