- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The ability to see through invisibility.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

Pointless Super Powers