The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!