- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The ability to turn into an embryo

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to see through glass

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to get your comment 1st

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

the power to become semi-transparent

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

Pointless Super Powers