- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

the power to get STD's

The power to stay a virgin

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

The power to only tell the truth

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

Pointless Super Powers