The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!