the power to be phone

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!