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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.
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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head
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the power make the left half of your body invisible.
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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.
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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.
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The ability to smooth a criminal
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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless
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Having a 5 second eidetic memory
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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u
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the power to become semi-transparent
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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.
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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.
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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.
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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.
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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind
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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.
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the power to see through glass
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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"
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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.
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The power to get to the end of Temple Run
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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.
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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)
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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are
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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!