The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to die if you think

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to see concrete yellow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!