The power to have bad luck!

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the powre to spel

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The power to plank

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!