the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to shit cellulose

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!