- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The ability to breath, but only in space.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power of bullet attraction.

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

The power to poop out your penis.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

Lactokinesis

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

Pointless Super Powers

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls