The power to cry acid tears

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to wear crocs.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to see through glass

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!