The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to see John Cena.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!