the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!