The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to do nothing/

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to see through air.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!