The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to see concrete yellow

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to live through torture.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to die

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the ability to see into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!