The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!