- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

The power to hear morse code.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to shit dirt!

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to suck your own dick

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

the ability to turn into random hats

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

the power to fart in 7 different colors

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

Imortality.

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

the power to die tomorrow morning.

Pointless Super Powers