the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!