the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to see in black and white.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power to see through glass

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the power to herd cats

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to science.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to know where the beef is

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!