The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power of minding your own business

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!