The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The Power to Combust

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!