The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!