The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to plank

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!