the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!