The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!