The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to exist

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!