- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

the power to control your own body movements

solar powered night-vision

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

The power of not knowing

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to care for anything and nothing.

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The power to turn food into human waste.

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

Pointless Super Powers