- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

The power to turn food into shit.

The power to attract bullets

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

the power to see through bananas

the power to sh*t brix at will!

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The power to change the shape of any object at will

The power to uncontrollably go blind

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

the power to tell when someone is in your car

Turn gold into lead.

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

Pointless Super Powers