The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to write complete sentenc

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to transform into yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!