the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!