- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to change your urine to any color

the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to walk into Mordor.

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

the power to die at will

The power to lose the remote.

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The power to be distracted with grea

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

Pointless Super Powers