- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The ability to see through invisibility.

Nihat Do?an

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The power to make vegetables horny.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to fly but your an Altophobic

the ability to grow your nails at will.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The power to fail every time you try to do something

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

Pointless Super Powers