The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!