the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to see through glass

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!