- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

the power to eat waffles

power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

The power to make any girl hate you

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

the power to write only the letter R

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to know that Han Solo dies

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

The power to die at will.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power to stop time for 1 second

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to die but once

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The power to change your eyebrows daily

Pointless Super Powers