The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Find Waldo

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!