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The power to do anything you don't want to do.
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The ability to find a squirrels nuts
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The ability to not be Batman
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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.
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The power to see as Stevie Wonder
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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.
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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
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The power to cry acid tears
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.
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Wait this isn't pornhub!?
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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow
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The power to read the minds of rocks
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The power of eating from ears.
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The power to describe the taste of water.
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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful
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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will
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The power to eat your own face.. the one time
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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.
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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.
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The power to see through glass
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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.
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The ability to see through invisibility.
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the ability to see into the past
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!