The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to get STD's

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to fart upon command.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!