The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!