the ability to solve paradoxes

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!