The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!