The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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black people

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to die

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to not have power

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!