The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to get STD's

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!