- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

to make asians smart

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

the power to not have a power

the power to fart terrible gas

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The power to wink really fast.

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

Pointless Super Powers