The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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to make asians smart

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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lol

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!