The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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Taekwondo

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power of minding your own business

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!