The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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Immunity to medication

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to think about useless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!