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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.
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The power to just eat one lays potato chip
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You can read the minds of rocks.
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The power to make doors disappear at will.
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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.
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The power to shit in your eye
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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt
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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.
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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR
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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.
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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.
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the power to stop writing pointless super powers
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The power to cry acid tears
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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection
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the power to read and agree with the terms of service
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The power to be bad at everything
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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)
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The power to watch a pot boil.
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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...
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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.
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The power of Acid Tears
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the power to control your own body movements
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The power to brag about having a super power.
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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!