The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!