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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water
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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.
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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt
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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.
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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.
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The power to cry acid tears
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the power to stop writing pointless super powers
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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection
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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can
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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.
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The power to remove the power within.
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The power to transform into air.
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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D
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The power to make a small hamster yawn.
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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.
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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.
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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P
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The power to time travel to the present.
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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.
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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well
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The power to die at will.
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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.
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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!