The power to transform into a bronie

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to see through windows

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to walk through air.

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black people

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!