The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!