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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.
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The power to turn int water when your in water.
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The ability to perpetually masturbate.
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The power to shit in your eye
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the power to read and agree with the terms of service
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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol
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The power to remove the power within.
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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.
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Teleporting to Mexico
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the power to turn wine into water
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The power to slam revolving doors.
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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate
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The ability to be a rock
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the power to see with your eyes open
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xray vision , but you must close your eyes
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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road
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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one
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The power to switch gender identity
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.
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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.
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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!