The power to cry acid tears

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the ability to darken darkness

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to snore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!