constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to be powerless

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to see through windows

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!