the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to predict the past

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to snore.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!