The power to fart at will.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to live through torture.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!