- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

the power to see into the present.

The power to do nothing

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to move 7% faster.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

The power to suck deez nuts

the ability to lick your own anus

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power to be dead

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The superpower to poo at will.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to die at will.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

Pointless Super Powers