To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Third armpit.

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the power to like justin beiber

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to die....

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!