the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to eat soap.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to create shit

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!